I am nobody. And nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
(via thesecretpostcards)
9gag:
I guffawed.
(via fuckyeahhappy)
(via joostlultwel)
Kraken just wants love.
I don’t think it would have been much of a laugh if Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night. I think it probably would have ended quite badly. Childhood dreams and perhaps even my parents’ marriage would have been destroyed. Maybe even Christmas. Possibly even religion, if my Dad tried to knock out a saint for making a move on my mom. It just wouldn’t end well, is all.
9gag:
Ladies in the 60s had an easier time bluffin’ with their muffins.
Chipwich on a Stick
Ice cream dipped in chocolate, rolled in sprinkles and peanuts, sandwiched between two fresh waffles and served on a stick.
(Submitted by Jay Mayotte)
As much as this looks gloriously delicious, I can also imagine beating the crap out of some one with this. It would be sprinkly, chocolatey, delicious violence.
9gag:
Not as superior as we thought we were…
If Men Could Menstruate
poeks shared a thoughtful article by Gloria Steinem on the issue, which you should read.
However, my first reaction was that if men could menstruate, hysterectomies would be more common than circumcision, and the population of the world would shrink by about 95%.
The procedure would be fully funded by the government, easier to schedule than an oil change, and techniques would be perfected to such a degree that it would be considered minor surgery with few side effects.
Assuming that did not happen, and men went through it just like women do now, I suspect it would also have an interesting effect on the way that abortions are viewed and made available. But that’s another issue.
A very good read.
